I am the big bang.

I like running.  Specifically, I like running on a treadmill where I’m in control of each and every variable.  I can watch miles line up like obedient children spawned from the globs of energy melting off my butt.  The size of my butt is inversly proportional to distance.  How refreshing!  How logical!  I like that there is no weather, no incline unless I choose to create it.  I like listening to music while my body performs simple combustion.  Specifically, I like listening to loud music that drowns out ragged breaths and pounding feet.  Breathing and feet pounding are uncomfortable noises weighted in reality. 


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